What is your gender, or which do you identify with?

Male
Female
None
Interchangable

How many eyes do you have?

1
2
3
4 or more

Which of the following would you most prefer?

A puppy
A pretty flower from your sweetie
A large properly formatted data file

If you could be made of any type of metal, what would it be?

Aluminium
Chrome-plated steel
Titanium
Solid gold

Which is your favorite type of oil?

Petroleum
Synthetic
Vegetable
Anchovy

If you could live anywhere, where would it be?

I only need 2 cubic meters, anywhere is fine
A big, fancy apartment in the city
A simple glass dome on the moon would be great
In a spaceship of my own

What is your favorite drink?

I don't drink
Coffee
Slurm
Anything with alcohol

Which sounds the most romantic to you?

Dinner by the light of three moons
A midnight cruise around the rings of Saturn
Watching a blernsball game in your underwear
Blowtorches and oscilloscopes

Have you ever been probed by an alien?

No
No, but I'm willing to try it
Yes
Yes!

Which of these are you most likely to wear?

A big, comfortable sweatshirt
A labcoat
A fancy tuxedo or dress
Absolutely nothing

If you could rule the planet, who would you be?

An anonymous elder, secretly controlling everything from the shadows
An egyptian pharaoh, with thousands to carry out my will
A floating brain
Mom

How important is the ability to solve complex equations?

Not at all
Not very, I already own a calculator
Somewhat important
Normalizing matrices is sexy

How strong are you, anyway?

Pretty weak
Average
Incredibly strong
I can bend steel girders with my bare hands

What do you hate the most?

Math
Waiting
Decisions
Humans

Are you a good cook?

I can barely open a can of Slurm
I'm a pretty good cook
I'm a professional chef
I have a vial of magic flavor

What do you think of material wealth?

Wealth corrupts, I avoid it
I only need enough to get by
Wealth is fun to have
Wealth corrupts, I need more