Miss Ampere's Parlour

Who is your Robot Centerfold Match?

Miss Ampere's Parlour has featured hundreds of gorgeous centerfolds over the years, which one is most suited to you? No need to do the math, take our quiz and find out!


  1. What is your gender, or which do you identify with?

    Male
    Female
    None
    Interchangable

  2. How many eyes do you have?

    1
    2
    3
    4 or more

  3. Which of the following would you most prefer?

    A puppy
    A pretty flower from your sweetie
    A large properly formatted data file

  4. If you could be made of any type of metal, what would it be?

    Aluminium
    Chrome-plated steel
    Titanium
    Solid gold

  5. Which is your favorite type of oil?

    Petroleum
    Synthetic
    Vegetable
    Anchovy

  6. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?

    I only need 2 cubic meters, anywhere is fine
    A big, fancy apartment in the city
    A simple glass dome on the moon would be great
    In a spaceship of my own

  7. What is your favorite drink?

    I don't drink
    Coffee
    Slurm
    Anything with alcohol

  8. Which sounds the most romantic to you?

    Dinner by the light of three moons
    A midnight cruise around the rings of Saturn
    Watching a blernsball game in your underwear
    Blowtorches and oscilloscopes

  9. Have you ever been probed by an alien?

    No
    No, but I'm willing to try it
    Yes
    Yes!

  10. Which of these are you most likely to wear?

    A big, comfortable sweatshirt
    A labcoat
    A fancy tuxedo or dress
    Absolutely nothing

  11. If you could rule the planet, who would you be?

    An anonymous elder, secretly controlling everything from the shadows
    An egyptian pharaoh, with thousands to carry out my will
    A floating brain
    Mom

  12. How important is the ability to solve complex equations?

    Not at all
    Not very, I already own a calculator
    Somewhat important
    Normalizing matrices is sexy

  13. How strong are you, anyway?

    Pretty weak
    Average
    Incredibly strong
    I can bend steel girders with my bare hands

  14. What do you hate the most?

    Math
    Waiting
    Decisions
    Humans

  15. Are you a good cook?

    I can barely open a can of Slurm
    I'm a pretty good cook
    I'm a professional chef
    I have a vial of magic flavor

  16. What do you think of material wealth?

    Wealth corrupts, I avoid it
    I only need enough to get by
    Wealth is fun to have
    Wealth corrupts, I need more


Celebrity Sightings

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My Robot Centerfold Match is
4I-H4J
She's into toasting bread!

My Robot Centerfold Match is
QZ-26M
She's into zero gravity!

My Robot Centerfold Match is
D3Q-28
She's into bending sheetmetal!

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