Welcome to Miss Ampere's Parlour
Welcome! Miss Ampere's Parlour has been the premiere source of robot porn on the Internet since 1999. Whether you are looking for sexy capacitors, naughty resistors, hot or grounded circuit action, or any other form of robotic sleaze, you have arrived at the correct web site!
You must be at least 18 OS patches old to enter. Miss Ampere does not discriminate on the basis of hardware components, operating system, installed software, or gender. Humans and humanoids are also welcome, but are cautioned to avoid 63-NS.
Otherwise, please visit Can't get enough Futurama and come back sometime after you've upgraded.